The best advice I gave anyone this year: If you have the opportunity to be in a mugshot, do not even try to smile. ‪#PRAdvice #CreepyasHell

*Even creepier: a month and a half later, one of the people in the room when I gave this advice actually had the occasion to use it. #HolyCrap #HisMugshotLookedBetterThanMost #prescient