This conversation happened last night on my sofa, so I wrote it up as a play.

Monstro & Motormouth sit on the sofa, watching a political ad starring Michelle Obama.

Monstro: How do people not like her?
Motormouth: Everybody likes her. Who doesn’t like her?
Monstro: Your mom doesn’t like her.
Motormouth: My mom has dementia. Who else?
Monstro: (crickets chirping in the background)