Facebook is not for announcing your miscarriage, or the four-year anniversary of when your sister found your dad dead in his bed. It is not for announcing your diagnosis or updating the world with your family drama. It is for social networking, not personal-bummer spreading.

Really, I wish people would realize that these, and so many other, pieces of news ought solely to be spread the old-fashioned way: On your blog. In your Christmas letter.

Get it together, people

Love,

MMM (Motormouth Miss Manners)