No matter how obvious the following statement might be, I would hate myself for not proclaiming:
Never shoot your kid.
Not if you're about to be overrun with creatures from another dimension.
Not if you're cornered in a manhunt and your ex is a bitch.
Never shoot your kid. Shooting your kid is never a good idea.
Don't shoot your kid, ever. Thank you.
You're not fully qualified to say that–your kids aren't teenagers yet.
–Jason
PSA #2: When your children are teens, don't have a gun in the house.