So in my paper yesterday, I read that Bush is telling us that we need to drive less. “I mean, people just need to realize that the storms have caused disruption and that if they're able to maybe not drive … on a trip that's not essential, that would be helpful.”

And the next paragraph says that he's ordering Federal employees to curtail non-essential travel.

And the next paragraph says that he's embarking on his SEVENTH trip to New Orleans in three weeks.

I guess private jet fuel is easier to come by than regular unleaded.

What an ass.