Speaking of too heavy to lift, I'm tremendously sore in the boobage area. Anne and I went bra shopping today and it turns out, it's no freaking wonder — my cup size is now a mere half step from being off the musical scale. The trainee salesgirl looked at me and I heard her think to herself, “I am NEVER having children.”

One of the ladies at our Seascape weekend retreat wore a waterbra. I'm thinking of buying one myself — so I can freeze it before strapping it on.