I have a couple of loose ends I need to tie up:

First: With regard to my ex-boyfriend: I am sorry I accused you of programming a bot to poll my site for new material. Thank you so much for explaining what was really going on. I never would have guessed about that OmniWeb feature for bookmarked Web pages. When Dragon first brought that hit report to my attention, I couldn’t believe that you’d do something as creepy as creating processes to electronically spy on me. It made me seriously doubt my judgment of you and about men in general. Thank you for summoning up the courage to send me an e-mail. Bark!

Second: Thanks, Chris, for plugging me in your Raw column. I got some great e-mail from your charming and literate fans! If you aren’t Chris Zimmerman, you should read his Raw and Nitro columns about professional wrestling. I never watch wrestling, but have found myself stopping on Monday Night Nitro for a moment or two. Before reading his work, I’d never consider such an action! If you are a fan of the sport, Chris’s commentary will reinforce your feelings. If you aren’t a fan of the sport, Chris’s commentary will reinforce your feelings.

Third: There is no third. OK. That’s better!